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10 Things We All Hate About Witchcraft

These are the ten things we all hate about witchcraft. Being a witch isn't all sunshine and money spells! These are things that beginner witches should keep an eye on and remember that the annoyances are so much smaller than all of the benefits of being a witch. Witchcraft tips for occult witches, pagans, and Wiccans. The pros and cons of witchcraft rituals. How to deal when your tarot cards are being jerks. #witchcraft #witch #pagan #wicca

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There are so many benefits to being a witch that sometimes we forget about the negatives. Oh, but there are negatives. From the cost of all the supplies to the uncertainty you feel after a spell, we all go through some negative emotions when we’re practicing. Here are a few of the biggest negatives that come with practicing witchcraft.

Never having all of the ingredients you need for a spell

I’m always stocked up on cinnamon… until I forget to pick it up at the store after performing some big money spells. And who keeps rose petals on hand, really? I don’t have the space for all of this stuff!

When we don’t have the necessary ingredients for our spells, we end up having to wait until we can get them, delaying our spell and possibly ruining the perfect timing with the moon phase, day of the week, or our personal energy.

This is why it’s important to keep a stash of your most used herbs and ingredients. I know I need bay leaves, cinnamon, and black pepper not just for spells but also for cooking, so those are part of my stash. What’s in yours?

Not knowing whether a spell succeeding was just a coincidence

You do a spell to attract a lover, you go out to the club… and immediately two different very sexy men start chatting you up. Is it your spell working, or do you just look like a snack? Or maybe they’re just drunk already? Maybe it’s just a coincidence.

This kind of negative thinking can really make magick lose its fun. If you’re always doubting yourself and your spells, you’re not likely to keep trying, are you?

These thoughts tend to be intrusive thoughts outside of our control, but it’s important to remind yourself that you really are working with the universe, your deities, and your ancestors to get stuff done. Keeping a positive outlook will help you a lot as a witch!

When ancestors or deities go silent

If you ever meditate and try to talk with your deities, ancestors, or spirit guides and get nothing in return, you know what I mean here. That silence can be maddening! You need answers but the spirits have nothing to give?

But that’s just it. If they’re silent, it may be because they know you can handle your life without their input. Or they may be testing you, to see what you really are capable of. It’s all part of the process, so try to work with it and they’ll start talking to you again.

Coughing fits from incense or sage

Is there anything worse than inhaling a lung full of dragon’s blood smoke? Maybe, but it really sucks. It’s hard to clear your space without that smoke getting in your face.

Even worse, inhaling incense smoke can lead to health problems! The smoke from incense contains carcinogens, irritants that can cause inflammation and asthma, and might even effect heart health and metabolism.

Those are some very good reasons to be careful not to inhale that smoke!

How dang heavy crystals are

“Just carry your crystals in your purse or pocket!” Yeah, okay! Those things are heavy! And yeah, they bring great benefits like attracting abundance or increasing self love, but can someone find me a crystal to increase my muscle strength so my shoulders aren’t sore after carrying my crystal-filled purse around all day?

I mean, I guess I could choose just one or two to take with me… but you never know when you’ll need a crystal!

Sleeping with stuff under our pillows

Unless you’re one of those weird, rare people that can sleep on their back, you probably put some part of your arm under your pillow as you sleep.

But between your tarot deck, a dream spell bag, some crystals, and maybe dried lavender, how are you supposed to be comfortable at all?

Luckily, there’s an easy fix for this one: you can put those things on a bedside table and they’ll be just as happy and useful there as under your pillow.

How expensive everything is

Fifty dollar tarot decks. Seven dollars for a small citrine crystal. Don’t even get me started on the cost of athames and other ritual tools!

Things really add up when you’re a witch, but you can do things differently. You can go the budget witchcraft route and make your tools or make do with what you have!

Plus, you don’t really need the most expensive option for a lot of things, and there are plenty of ways to make, for instance, a wand from what you can find in the forest.

When our tarot cards are jerks

You know what I mean: when you ask your tarot cards how to get out of debt and they just keep telling you that you’re in debt. Or you ask if you’ll make any new friends at school and you pull The Hermit.

Sometimes our tarot decks like to be circular or unhelpful. Unfortunately, those times can be when we really need help the most.

These readings might mean that it’s time for you to deal with your problems on your own. Sometimes they mean the tarot cards just don’t know the answer. Or maybe, they’re telling you to reevaluate the situation to see if what you’re perceiving as bad may simply be a transition into something better.

All. The. Rhymes.

I can’t be the only one that finds all the rhymes a bit twee. I try to write them into some of my spells, but sometimes it just feels better to state what I want in a straight forward way.

Why make it complicated with a rhyme when you can just ask the universe for better health? Let’s keep it simple.

Always feeling like we’re being watched

Ghosts. Fairies. Gods. Goddesses. Ancestors. Don’t you ever feel like there’s someone watching you?

How am I supposed to go to the bathroom or do other private things with all these eyes on me?! I don’t even like my cat being in the bathroom with me!

What are the things you hate about witchcraft? How do you deal with them or find the humor in them?

Here are 10 things every witch hates about witchcraft. Things that annoy us or drain our wallets! With my long background in witchcraft I have dealt with all of these negatives and more, but I still love being a pagan! Find out how to deal with these witch problems, like when your tarot cards are being unhelpful, inhaling incense smoke, never having the ingredients for a spell, never being sure if a spell working was a coincidence and more. #witchcraft #witch #pagan #wicca

Emma Kyteler

Author at Eclectic Witchcraft
Emma has been practicing witchcraft so long she barely remembers a time before it. She feels as old as the stars. The Earth seems like an infant in comparison. Will she ever know peace? Probably not. But she will write blog posts about witchcraft for you.

Emma is a mom, a wife, an eclectic witch, and dead but dreaming.
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3 thoughts on “10 Things We All Hate About Witchcraft

  1. The rhyming…geeze! I find I’m not good at it, anyway, so a simple statement of intention works for me!

    1. Yes, that’s definitely my preference, too. If a rhyme comes to me easily, I’ll use it, but otherwise it seems so pointless and silly!

  2. Getting half way though a ritual and forgetting something lol doing spellwork in a “discrete” location and someone and there dog just walks on by and kinda kills the vibe

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